#!/bin/bash ps ax | grep -i ssh echo 'I am going to kill some SSH processes now!' killall -9 ssh ps ax | grep -i ssh if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then echo "Well crap that didnt work" /usr/bin/killall -9 ssh ps ax | grep -i ssh if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then echo "SAD FACE I CANT KILL STUFF :(" else echo "The jokes on you" fi fi